First Job In Trading Pillows

Day trading.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The day the stock market went UP.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Pajama Day 743

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

City Boy.

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

A child runs an equity stand.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'