First Job In Fashion Pillows

'I'm starting a new trend.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Pajama Day 743

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Little Princess.

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

The Paper Route

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Responsibility and duties

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

Casual Thursday

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"What are your other qualifications besides 'my daddy owns the company'?"

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

Western Outfitters.

'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Latest Aye Phone

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

What do you think of the application so far?

'You will have no hope of recognition or advancement. That's why you'll be underpaid.'

"I enjoyed your resume, young man - especially the hand-written addendum from your mom."