Fashion Professional Pillows

'You're a model - what sort, dear?'

At the fashion store

In the Guru District

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Leadership suits you

The Style of Elements

Cat Tie

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Men's business romper.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Keeping warm.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

Changing Room Decisions

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."