Fashion Industry Professionals Pillows

'Would you like something too big or too small?'

In the Guru District

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

The Style of Elements

Men's business romper.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Joined at the hipster.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

'I'll take it!'

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

The Mummy's Purse...

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

How would Madam like to pay?

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Trendies, INC

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

'They're pinching my toes!'

"You're terrific, Katia. You think like 'The New York Review of Books' and look like 'Vogue.'"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Note the bold use of gray.'