Fashion Company Employee Pillows

"He's your classic fashion victim."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

'They're pinching my toes!'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

The New Business Power Suit

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

'You're a model - what sort, dear?'

Bar Refaeli

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

Martina Klein

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

Miranda Kerr

'This must be the work clothes section.'

'I'm starting a new trend.'

Romee Strijd caricature

Cara Jocelyn Delevingne

"The best power suits, of course, are by Hugo boss."

SAGE (unknown model)

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."