Fashion Industry Professionals Gifts

'Would you like something too big or too small?'

In the Guru District

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

The Style of Elements

Men's business romper.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'I'll take it!'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

The Mummy's Purse...

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

How would Madam like to pay?

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Trendies, INC

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"You're terrific, Katia. You think like 'The New York Review of Books' and look like 'Vogue.'"

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'Note the bold use of gray.'