Fashion Expert Pillows

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

"I need a jacket for the office. Nothing too Hillary."

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

In the Guru District

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Leadership suits you

The Style of Elements

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Men's business romper.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Keeping warm.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.