Fashion Expert Prints

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

"I need a jacket for the office. Nothing too Hillary."

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

In the Guru District

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Leadership suits you

The Style of Elements

Cat Tie

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Men's business romper.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Keeping warm.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

wattle covers

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.