First Job In Fashion Mugs

'I'm starting a new trend.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Pajama Day 743

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Little Princess.

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

The Paper Route

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Responsibility and duties

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

Western Outfitters.

"What are your other qualifications besides 'my daddy owns the company'?"

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

Casual Thursday

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'You will have no hope of recognition or advancement. That's why you'll be underpaid.'

"I enjoyed your resume, young man - especially the hand-written addendum from your mom."

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

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