Fashion Industry Professional Mugs

'Of course I support poor children. That's why I bought this dress, handmade by a 12-years old Indian girl that earns only 30 cents a day.'

'You got rid of the spots? But this was a polka dot shirt!'

'My career as a supermodel didn't quite work out as well as I expected. Can I have my job back in accounting?'

Miranda Kerr

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

Entrepreneurial Moths

"Call yourself a supermodel, where's your professional footballer?"

"You look good, Douglas, but I'm afraid we're not looking for an 'It Boy' right now."

"Do you have anything that's not food?"

"With all the hostility in the air, even I wouldn't wear a fur coat these days."

'OK, Murgatroyd, what's this I hear about you operating an ear piercing service on the side?'

Romee Strijd caricature

Sock Salesman Award

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

SAGE (unknown model)

Appliance Repairmen's Fall Fashion Show

Ted Baker

"Great! Now slightly more awkward, frigid, and dead inside."

Cara Delevingne's house

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

'Is that all you read...designer labels?'

Architectural Photographer

Please don't feed the Supermodels.

'U.S. Fight Against Clothing Imports'

Supermodel Agency, Entrance - A normal size woman unable to enter a skinny doorway.

Designer Steals the Opening Day with Two Models wearing One Outfit

Super Models.

Seventeen-year-old fashion model.

'Yo, dude, this is my bitch.'

FAD fashion mag: Trays on desk read: In/So Not In.