Fashion Industry Professional Mugs

'Of course I support poor children. That's why I bought this dress, handmade by a 12-years old Indian girl that earns only 30 cents a day.'

'You got rid of the spots? But this was a polka dot shirt!'

'My career as a supermodel didn't quite work out as well as I expected. Can I have my job back in accounting?'

Miranda Kerr

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

Entrepreneurial Moths

"Call yourself a supermodel, where's your professional footballer?"

Irina Shayk

"You look good, Douglas, but I'm afraid we're not looking for an 'It Boy' right now."

Olga Kurylenko

Alessandra Ambrosio

Bar Refaeli

'Look, if you don't eat that now, there will be no Donna Karan later.'

"Do you have anything that's not food?"

Hilary Hollis Rhoda

Cara Jocelyn Delevingne

"With all the hostility in the air, even I wouldn't wear a fur coat these days."

Natasha Poly

'OK, Murgatroyd, what's this I hear about you operating an ear piercing service on the side?'

Rachel Hilbert caricature

Bridget Malcolm

Jasmine Tookes

Romee Strijd caricature

News Quiz: 1. This week's ballistic missile test by North Korean president Kim Jong Un. 2. This week's Trump attack on Nordstrom for dropping Ivanka's fashion line.

Sara Sampaio

Sock Salesman Award

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

Martina Klein

"The best power suits, of course, are by Hugo boss."

SAGE (unknown model)

Appliance Repairmen's Fall Fashion Show

Ted Baker

"Great! Now slightly more awkward, frigid, and dead inside."

Lara Catherina Stone

Cara Delevingne's house