First Family Trip Gifts

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Going on Holiday with Kids

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Couple putting baby through the scanner.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

The Family Joules: Part 6

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'I mean...'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Mother CareBaby Gap

'Are we there yet?'

Gulliver's other travels.

Summer Energy

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"