Child's First Trip Away Gifts

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"First class, or with children?"

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Are we there yet?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Are we there yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

Mother CareBaby Gap

'Are we there yet?'

A Day in the Country.

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Summer Energy

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

I think it's time he left home.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

'Are we there yet?'

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

"Are we there yet?"

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."