First Vacation Gifts

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

'Can you believe it Harold? Our first trip down South. It's so exciting!'

'Big deal! I've already seen this on TV!'

'It's my first vacation in 10 years. I still think making money is more fun.'

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'No I Haven't lost it...er...I left it on a sunbed.'

Souvenir Selfies.

Hotel Interincontinential

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Airlines

Holiday time.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Beach con-man.

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Club Antisocial

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

World Tour.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"