Child Moving Back Home Gifts

'My children always seem to move back - they like their home comforts.'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

Did you miss me?

I think it's time he left home.'

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

The journey's end

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"We're leaving you two!"

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

"Sure, explore as far and as wide as you want, I'm not worried, your instinct will guide you home when you're ready..."

'Don't worry mother, he'll be alright in London with that introduction letter to a traffic warden.'

Right Here

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

"This article says that the number of elderly living with their children is rising..."

'Don't worry about me, mom, I'll be fine as long as you keep working!'

"It sure is great to have you back for a while at the mother ship."

"They say walking can change your life. Bye!"