Child Moving Back Home Gifts

'My children always seem to move back - they like their home comforts.'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Did you miss me?

I think it's time he left home.'

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

The journey's end

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"Yes, it's good to see you again too! But all I did was go to the mailbox!"

"Sure, explore as far and as wide as you want, I'm not worried, your instinct will guide you home when you're ready..."

Right Here

'Don't worry mother, he'll be alright in London with that introduction letter to a traffic warden.'

"We're leaving you two!"

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

"This article says that the number of elderly living with their children is rising..."

'Don't worry about me, mom, I'll be fine as long as you keep working!'

"It sure is great to have you back for a while at the mother ship."

'Go out there and carry an olive branch, son, but don't expect too much.'