Children Moving Back Home Gifts

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

Baby boomerang.

They're back. We've gone from being empty nesters to being empty bank accounters!

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

What can I play?

Did you miss me?

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

I think it's time he left home.'

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

The journey's end

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

Go ahead and leave, but you'll come back. You always come back.

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

"Yes, it's good to see you again too! But all I did was go to the mailbox!"

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

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"We're leaving you two!"

'Don't worry mother, he'll be alright in London with that introduction letter to a traffic warden.'

"Sure, explore as far and as wide as you want, I'm not worried, your instinct will guide you home when you're ready..."

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

"Kids in college? Well, won't it be nice to have them home?"

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."