Children Returning Home Gifts

"You may be suffering from what's known as full nest syndrome."

Paul goes home for the holidays

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Covid and Restarting School

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Did you miss me?

I think it's time he left home.'

The journey's end

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

"It's been a stressful school year."

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

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"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

"This article says that the number of elderly living with their children is rising..."

Soldier With Post Stickers On His Helmet.

"My little birdie flew the nest and then moved back home to live in the basement."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"It sure is great to have you back for a while at the mother ship."

'Don't worry about me, mom, I'll be fine as long as you keep working!'

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

'Ask yourself, dear - do we need this big plaice now the children are married and gone?'

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"