First Family Trip Pillows

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Going on Holiday with Kids

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Couple putting baby through the scanner.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'I mean...'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Mother CareBaby Gap

'Are we there yet?'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Summer Energy

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Gulliver's other travels.

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'Are we there yet?'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"