'Can Laura come out and bark at the moon?'
First Dog Date Pillows
Add a touch of warmth and whimsy to your home with a pillow commemorating your first dog date, reminding you of those adorable puppy moments.
It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
Playing Fetch.
Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.
A crowd of happy pet owners.
"What you call tricks I call humiliations."
"He was overly socialized as a puppy."
'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'
Romance
'That was fun!'
'Fetch.'
It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.
"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"
"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"
"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."
On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.
"Has anyone seen the dog?"
'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'
Why we need poetry. . .
Carbon Dating.
"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."
Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.
Hush puppy.
"Something romantic, perhaps?"
'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'
"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"
An historic event in Candyland: When M met M
"First date hairball... awkward."
Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.
What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?
Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."
"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."
'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'
'They make remarkably clean pets.'
First Dog Date Pillows Collection
First Dog Date Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating first dog dates—perfect for any dog lover who cherishes those early moments of companionship.
First Dog Date Prints
Discover prints that beautifully capture your first dog date—ideal for adding a personal touch to your home décor.
First Dog Date T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts designed to commemorate your first dog date—fun, stylish, and full of puppy love.