Dog's Adoption Anniversary Pillows

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Fetch.'

'That was fun!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Hush puppy.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Bad dog."

Haute Suture

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Family with pets.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Soft Spot.

Dog wearing a cone

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'They're dog roses!'

'I think he's lonely.'