Dog's Adoption Anniversary T-Shirts

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'That was fun!'

'Fetch.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Hush puppy.

Haute Suture

"Bad dog."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Family with pets.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'I think he's lonely.'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Dog wearing a cone

'They're dog roses!'