Anniversary Of A Pet's Passing Pillows

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Fetch.'

'That was fun!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"He was a very good boy."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Hush puppy.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Haute Suture

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Family with pets.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Dog wearing a cone

'I think he's lonely.'