Pet Adoption Anniversary Pillows

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

Litter.

Dog bath

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'Remember, Doctor, when he was a puppy and you said he'd outgrow it?'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Dog marking his territory

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Hush puppy.

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'Of course I respect him more than you - He's house trained!'

Tug of War: Human versus Canine.

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

'Fetch.'

Evil Pusskins#1

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

Playing Fetch.

Reigning Cats and Dogs

'Who's next?'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Where are my eyelashes?"

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

'I think he's lonely.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog's Loo