"What did you say? Fine? Five? File? Oh...FIRE!!"
First Day Fears T-Shirts
Celebrate new beginnings with comfy t-shirts that lighten first day fears. Designed to inspire confidence and add a smile, they’re great for anyone stepping into a new adventure.
So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?
Speed Dating for Turtles
"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."
"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."
"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."
"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."
"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"
'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'
"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."
Choosing What To Wear.
"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."
"This is my first day. I don't have any yet."
"Just great...on my first day on the job."
Harv works the red shift.
'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'
'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'
"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"
"We need to hire more women."
"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."
"So how was your first day of teaching?"
I'll have that first pair you showed me. Sorry, they were sold an hour ago!
Newly Qualified Teacher.
"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."
'You must be one of the newest hires.'
"It's our standard contract. You agree to be a powerless and insignificant cog in our vast corporate machine and we agree to oil you occasionally."
"Enjoy my first day at school? You mean there'll be others?"
"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."
'You said you wanted to start off at the top, well, I agree. I'm having your desk moved up here as we speak.'
'Your first trial?'
'You can always spot the new employees.'
'Remember. . . they can smell fear.'
'I need to buy a briefcase. . . the legal system doesn't take you seriously when you work out of a 'Flintstones' lunch box.'
"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."
'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'
First Day Fears T-Shirts Collection
First Day Fears Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs designed to turn first day fears into smiles—humorous, supportive, and perfect for starting their new chapter.
First Day Fears Pillows
Wrap up worries and add comfort with pillows that offer gentle reassurance for anyone facing their first day.
First Day Fears Prints
Explore our inspiring prints that motivate and uplift as they step into new beginnings with confidence and a positive outlook.