First-day Adventurer T-Shirts

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

"Enjoy my first day at school? You mean there'll be others?"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Shoot For The Moon

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"You have arrived at your destination."

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

If I could find my coat, I'd leave!

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'