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"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Bird sitting on a wing.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

"Enjoy my first day at school? You mean there'll be others?"

Leigh Ann Caldwell - Washington Post

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already read what you just confessed on your blog.'

Teaching from Home

The Weary Landlord public house.

"Sorry. Full."

'I've got seamail.'

'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

"Your wife wants to know why you're not home, yet."

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

Slowsave.

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

Student walking into 'Facts of Life' lunchtime club.

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'

'You have cabin fever, don't you?'

'Bad news? I got into a fight with a mud puddle. Good news? I won.'

Day 68: Still seeing lackluster traffic on my 'Life on a Desert Island' blog."

'Time for Daddy to tell you the 'Facts of life'...'

Subscribe to The Times? Girl Scout cookies? Donate to the food bank? Bob only needed a few items, but first he had to walk the Solicitor Gauntlet.

"Good grief, it's not Thursday already, is it?"

Woman Dancing.

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of cambodia."

Tortoise and his Little Chemist Set