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Statue to the unknown commuter

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

How am I abducting?

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'Now here's a place I like!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Why Cows Leave Home

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Be open to help.

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

The Airport.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Mine's camper."

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'Business or pleasure?'

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'