Daily Journey Aficionado Prints

Statue to the unknown commuter

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

How am I abducting?

'Now here's a place I like!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Why Cows Leave Home

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

Be open to help.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

The Airport.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

'Business or pleasure?'

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'