First-day Adventurer Mugs

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

"Enjoy my first day at school? You mean there'll be others?"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Shoot For The Moon

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"You have arrived at your destination."

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

If I could find my coat, I'd leave!

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already read what you just confessed on your blog.'