Beginner Adventurer Mugs

"It's a 'Spot the Difference' for beginners."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Breakthrough

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Snowman of the Apes

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"It's going to be one of those days."

"I'm after the history section."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

JAMES BONDING