First Day Phobic T-Shirts

Back to School

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Dog Nightmares

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Dead Funny

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

Monster Realtor

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

Dentist Trip

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

Superhero with Acrophobia

I, Scream.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

Houdini 2019

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

Telephone Phobics Society