Facing Fears T-Shirts

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'I've got a fear of needles'

"Needles scare him."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Things that scare Jimmy

PEP TALKS!

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Just in time for Halloween...

"What say we make this one of those 'some days you get the bear' days?"

'This is no time to decide that you'd rather be doing something else!'

"He's afraid of heights."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

Life and Death.

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

'I'm cured!'

Jumping in the deep end.

'Oh dear.'

Hitting a Brick Wall.

"Remember when I was a little kid and cried when I had to go to the dentist?"

The Incomplete Angler

"Have you considered spinal fusion?"

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"

"All in favour say 'ouch'."

'Every Night the same dream. I have to file for chapter 11, but can't afford the filing fee!'

Monsters