Fear-facing Warriors T-Shirts

'Oh dear.'

"Here we are."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

William Tell Executions.

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

'Worry kills more people than work.'

"That's what I like about you Smedley - you're not afraid to show fear!"

Karate School.

"See I told you the dentist was a pussycat."

"It's the wife - I can't even fight a war in bloody peace!"

Scared as Hell Airlines.

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."

'I hope that's olive oil. More healthy.'

Braveheart.

"Before coming here, I didn't even know I was acrophobic."

'If that aquarium is supposed to help me relax, it's not really working.'

'It started with a headache, but not I've got a bedsore from sitting so long in this waiting room!'

"There was a bee."

"No thanks! My dad said those things will kill you!"

'It's only hypochondria, but it's a very virulent FORM of it.'

JB doesn't like to see anybody that's stressful.

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

Candies and diet pills

"You'd tell me if I was genetically modified?"

'I've got a fear of needles'

"I had a dream that my bones were being picked clean!..."

Watchdog Maddoff Type Fraud Schemes.

'He's doing much better this year. Last year he only planted two tulip bulbs before his back gave out.'

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

Quitting smoking isn't easy!

'Relax...what could possibly go wrong?'

Resisting the Virus

'Heck, I'm prepared for anything!'