Fear-facing Friends T-Shirts

How many people with a fear of heights does it take to change a light bulb?

Skiing.

Cat in a tank...

Super pets.

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"No, I'm scarier."

HappyHouse Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many (fingers showing a count of seven) years.

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Oh, stop self-stereotyping, woman!"

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

The Scream at the movie theater.

Tunnel of Anxiety

Bob's fear of pickpockets takes an ugly turn: 'Yes, I know I', the one who said you need to confront and challenge your issues, but...'

'Don't hurt it.'

'I see you've met Butch.'

'Oh dear.'

'He seems to know when he's near the vets.'

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"

'Are you a man or are you a mouse?'

I love Horror Films

"All in favour say 'ouch'."

'I've got a fear of needles'

"So...what do you think of babies?"

'Shirley never had problems with spiders but cows just cracked her up.

"Goodbye, Cucuy. You've been a great bogeyman...too bad the kids aren't scared of you anymore. But I found someone who'll be much more effective."

An awkward fear of heights...

Trichinosis

'George, come back down before you lose your nerve.'

Bubbles snaps and whips out the balloon chainsaw.