Fear-facing Friends Gifts

How many people with a fear of heights does it take to change a light bulb?

Skiing.

Cat in a tank...

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

"No, I'm scarier."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

The Scream at the movie theater.

Tunnel of Anxiety

Bob's fear of pickpockets takes an ugly turn: 'Yes, I know I', the one who said you need to confront and challenge your issues, but...'

'I see you've met Butch.'

'Oh dear.'

'He seems to know when he's near the vets.'

I love Horror Films

'Are you a man or are you a mouse?'

"All in favour say 'ouch'."

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"

'I've got a fear of needles'

Bubbles snaps and whips out the balloon chainsaw.

'George, come back down before you lose your nerve.'

"So...what do you think of babies?"

"Goodbye, Cucuy. You've been a great bogeyman...too bad the kids aren't scared of you anymore. But I found someone who'll be much more effective."

"Don't worry - the dog's out at the moment."

Trichinosis

An awkward fear of heights...

'Shirley never had problems with spiders but cows just cracked her up.