Fearful Friend Gifts

That afternoon, Colin's fear of spiders was to come to a head!

'He thinks some bugs are kind of creepy looking.

Bug-Cam.

Walter was afraid of his own shadow, with good reason.

Shepherd and eurydice

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Holding hands

Super pets.

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

If you want to see love be love.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

"The doctor would like you to pee into this chalice."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

Hospital.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

Balding gnomes

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."