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'Luckily, I've got pills against my fear of heights!'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

The Smell of Fear

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

'Mice escaped again@?'

I riry hay oey oo ah eh-eh! We'll never cure your fear of dentists if you keep talking like that.

Things that scare Jimmy

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

"He's afraid of heights."

'Today our special guest is Pamela, who will be telling us what it's like to have an extreme fear of being in the dark. To protect her identity we've placed her in a darkened studio.'

Blue-Collar Workers

'This is no time to decide that you'd rather be doing something else!'

"And finally, would you say your fear of crime has increased?"

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Help - "What's in it for me?"

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.