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'My name is Jones, and I'm under constant pressure from prople trying to keep up.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

Business Vacation.

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

In the Fever Cubicle

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

"She can't take any constructive criticism."

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

'He's just come back from a 'stress management' course.'

"Hang on, he's coming now."

Important and Urgent Tasks and Not Important and Not Urgent Tasks.

'Just between you and me, Roy, I don't know how much long I can keep doing this company lightening-rod thing.'

'Hey, Doc, you don't look so good! Why don't you have a seat here and let's have a better look at you.'

Rapunzel visits her stress therapist.

'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

'Albert Figgis gets board backing.'

Man looking incredibly dizzy

"Do you ever get that 'Monday morning' feeling?"

"N-n-n-n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m."

Time Clock.

'I'm not asking you to lie - I'm just asking you to go insane.'

'A Mr Stebson and associate, Sir. To carry you out in a box.'

'Sigh!'

'We thought that you'd want to keep up with your work at the office.'

"Mrs Goldstein, send someone in to shove a stick up my arse."

"For goodness sake, Richard, it's supposed to relieve your stress...it doesn't matter if you colour outside the lines!"

"Well, so much for Jamison's celebrated air of amused detachment."