First Day At A New School Gifts

Did You Miss Me?

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

My First Camera

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'But what is the universe for?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Today we learned to count to one.

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

The best PE teacher in the World.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'A dog ate my homework.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Children's education

'I'd like to challenge the test.'