First Costume Party Gifts

The Bearskin Hat Family

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Cow Pinatas

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"You two seem oddly suited."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Girl in cow onesie.

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Tiger Costume

Pirate eye test

The Camp, Pt. 1

Pirate

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Snail Man

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

I want to hold your hand

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Honey Costume

Vampire Bat

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."