First Big Dog Show Victory Gifts

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Agility God

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Dog with Anchor Lead

Westminster: The after-party

A child and his dog

"I'll walk, you shovel."

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Best in Heat.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

Most dog-like dog.

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

Cat Show - Sheds Most

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

Big dog in a vet's waiting room.

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

Most Annoying Bark

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

"It says best of show at Westminster, impressive. But do you know how to type?"

"Well, you'll just have to put your foot down and tell him he's not a lap dog!"

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'If you need a parachute on this walk, what about me?'

Dog wins 'Worst of Breed' prize.

How about I meet you back at the house.

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.