
"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"
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"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"
Child with doll in the sea
Happy holidays for kids.
Building giant sand pies.
"Nation-building never works."
"Ahhh... close enough."
"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."
"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.
'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'
Holiday time.
Beach con-man.
'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'
"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."
Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport
"Too crowded. Let's go."
"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"
'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'
'I think you're getting the hang of it.'
'Thank-you God.'
"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."
Woman dreaming about being on vacation.
Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.
Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.
"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"
"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"
"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me
"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"
"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"
Working Holiday
'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'
Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket
"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"
"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."
"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"
Florida - Still Gay as F**k
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