First Airport Job Gifts

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Pajama Day 743

Walking Luggage.

Airport Security.

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

The World Wide Web.

The World's Easiest Airport

A very young man being hired as a groom.

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

The Paper Route

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

Responsibility and duties

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

Rubbish Carousel

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

"What are your other qualifications besides 'my daddy owns the company'?"

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

What do you think of the application so far?

"I enjoyed your resume, young man - especially the hand-written addendum from your mom."

'You will have no hope of recognition or advancement. That's why you'll be underpaid.'

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."