First Airport Job Gifts

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Walking Luggage.

Airport Security.

Pajama Day 743

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

The World's Easiest Airport

A very young man being hired as a groom.

The World Wide Web.

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

The Paper Route

Responsibility and duties

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

Rubbish Carousel

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

"What are your other qualifications besides 'my daddy owns the company'?"

'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

"I enjoyed your resume, young man - especially the hand-written addendum from your mom."

'You will have no hope of recognition or advancement. That's why you'll be underpaid.'

What do you think of the application so far?

Latest Aye Phone

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."