Fireworks Futurist Gifts

July 4th, 2034

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

US National holiday

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Monster Clown

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

Sparkler

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'Sure, I'm nervous. Remember OUR first date?'

A dog and a robot dog

Leonard Nimoy

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Sparklers

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Post Post

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

Philip Kindred Dick

Bayonne Festival

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

In the Year 2525

July 5...payback.

'I really don't think you've evolved enough for nuclear fusion... How about the wheel, instead?'

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

"...It's to celebrate winning the world cup in 1966"

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"