Fireworks Futurist Mugs

July 4th, 2034

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

US National holiday

Monster Clown

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Sparkler

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

A dog and a robot dog

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

Sparklers

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Post Post

Bayonne Festival

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

July 5...payback.

'I really don't think you've evolved enough for nuclear fusion... How about the wheel, instead?'

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'Happy New Year!'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

'Top floor, please.'