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Oh, sure, blame the match, it's always blame the match - Does it look like this was my idea?

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Oog invented fire, then he accidentally sat in it and invented walking upright.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

Bonfire

I've invented "fire." It'll accelerate global warming and get us out of this ice age!

International Speculators

'Good Lord, what is it this week? New equipment for your kid's soccer team?'

'I just discovered fire!'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

This "fire" we discovered has gone out. I'll call tech support.

"Fire down."

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'I was told that someone's mastered the secret of fire!'

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

I invent fire for the good of all mankind and he cleans up selling fire insurance!

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"I invented fire, but maybe I should have figured out what the antidote is."