Firestarter Apologists T-Shirts

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

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"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

Bonfire

'Good Lord, what is it this week? New equipment for your kid's soccer team?'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'I just discovered fire!'

"Fire down."

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'I was told that someone's mastered the secret of fire!'

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."

"I guess the rollout of my discovery, fire, could have gone better."

"I invented fire, but maybe I should have figured out what the antidote is."