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Monster Clown

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

The man who discovered smoke

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'A little higher Dinkleman.'

Nuclear Families

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

It seems there is a difference between a "hypothesis" and a "guesstimate."

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Candles In Bed

Bill for Stronger Fireworks.

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

Studying Fire Behavior