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Monster Clown

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

The man who discovered smoke

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Bill for Stronger Fireworks.