Fintech Professional Gifts

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

The day the stock market went UP.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Profit

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

Spot the difference.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

Satya Nutella

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

The Shrinking Dollar.

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

Internet.

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

The Greek Trampoline

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Soaring Profits

"Was that my pager or yours?"

'This year, executive bonuses are tied to performance. You owe us $50,000.'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

The stages of gentrification: a guide