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The day the stock market went UP.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

Profit

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Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

US v.s. Tech Giants

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

The Shrinking Dollar.

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

Soaring Profits

"Was that my pager or yours?"

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

The Greek Trampoline

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'This year, executive bonuses are tied to performance. You owe us $50,000.'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

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