Financial Industry Professionals Gifts

"Frankly, I find it quite insulting that we're often likened to dodgy bankers!"

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

Profit

Spot the difference.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

My brilliant career

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'

The Greek Trampoline

Soaring Profits

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'This year, executive bonuses are tied to performance. You owe us $50,000.'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"I'm in securities." "I'm in insecurities."

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."