Financial Industry Professionals Gifts

"Frankly, I find it quite insulting that we're often likened to dodgy bankers!"

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Profit

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

Spot the difference.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

My brilliant career

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

The Greek Trampoline

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Internet.

Soaring Profits

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'This year, executive bonuses are tied to performance. You owe us $50,000.'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"I'm in securities." "I'm in insecurities."

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."