Financial Sector Professional Gifts

"Ahoy! Didn't I meet you at the South Street Seaport?"

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Profit

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

Spot the difference.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'

Soaring Profits

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

The Greek Trampoline

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'This year, executive bonuses are tied to performance. You owe us $50,000.'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"I'm in securities." "I'm in insecurities."

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

'The rich get richer, but what do the poor get?'

City Redundancies - In? Out?

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

'That's my boy...'

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.